Porn

I recently stumbled across this series of images...and I am fairly sure it is also a book and a calendar and probably a series of tacky posters too.
For those too lazy to click the link, I'll describe it.
Moderately attractive to fairly homely men do domestic chores or just perform common co-habitational courtesies.
It is called "Porn for Women."
Obviously! Because women are only turned on by seeing a man putting the toilet lid down, or agreeing to take out the garbage, or do this dishes.

Of course.

It's funny. I know it is intended to be funny, but it is just one example in a string of things that stumbleupon has sent me to that imply that women can only be pleased by having a man clean or do chores...so I'm going to use it as a jumping off point for today's post.

You know what is porn for women? Porn.

Why wouldn't it be?

Gollum is all about clean kitchens!

I'm not saying that porn is great for feminism, I mean...obviously that isn't the case. But this is about women getting aroused, not feminism.

If I'm going to watch porn I want to see some bimbo getting nailed, not some guy with a pencil mustache scrubbing a lasagna pan. Boo.

Look at this guy! He is...oh, how do I put this...not at all good looking.

Though, let's be honest, the men you see stickin' it to skanks in porn aren't real prizes either. In fact, I've seen some really horribly ugly men boning some fine bitches. You'd never see that in real life! Four guys in a van could never roll up next to a hot girl and convince her into a gang bang, and oh how convenient!-she isn't even wearing a bra or underwear! Thank god!

Porn is unrealistic to say the least. But at least it isn't stupid like photos of men sweeping.


Moral of the story: Funny video about how ladies love porn.