Lists

I like making lists.

Here are some of my favorites:

A) Weirdest Porns*
1. Whale Porn
2. Outer Space/Zero Gravity Porn
3. Underwater/Scuba Porn
4. Crush Porn
5. Tentacle Porn

B) Best Cat Names
1. Butros Butros Kitty (from Butros Butros Galli, the former UN Secretary General)
2. Tybalt, Prince of Cats
3. Sir Paul McCatney
4. Tiberius Catticus
5. Meowsolini

C) Things To Do Before I Die
1. Punch a Neo-Nazi in the face
2. Ride a hippo
3. Get in a duel
4. Stand on every continent
5. Never wear pants

D) Cupcake Flavors
1. RAINBOW CHIP, DUH
2. Red Velvet
3. Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate


I know it isn't an exciting or slutty post, but I thought you might enjoy a look into the mind of this not
so Virgin Mary.

*the first three are theoretical (you're welcome for that), but probably exist in the depths of hell and unhappiness on the internet