Saturday, November 12, 2011

Trend Setter

Here is something I have noticed: when my posts mention PORN, PENISES, PORN, SEX, PORN, or, weirdly enough, THE MYSTERY METHOD explicitly then there is a serious jump in the number of hits.
For example: the post titled "Porn" has nearly a hundred views. The post called "How To: 4," which talks about my displeasure that the Mystery Method is a thing, has almost 200.
Curious.

I think, also, that most of those are views from the international circles.
Hello, non-Americans. I'm not a porn website.

ALSO! I think I lot of people search for the Mystery Method, because they're lonely, and a link with "virgin" in the title probably sparks their attention, because hey, they're one of those! (Yeah, I said it.)

Also, blogger allows me to see what searches have brought people to the blog. Good work, Google, you  win again.

Most are innocuous...


The one that has the highest number of referrals is "Virgin Mary Porn."
Also it shows up multiple times.
Is anyone else as worried as I am?

Also, apparently, Courtney Love it a big draw.
Who knew?

Guess I'll just need to talk about PORN and THE MYSTERY METHOD more.

Moral of the story: I capitalize the stupid things people are into because I want them to see my judgement.

3 comments:

  1. New follower from 20sb! I have been laughing my ass off reading your posts! Keep up the good work!

    Summer
    Http://mygambleinthewind.blogspot.com

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  2. I had this happen when I said boobs! Too bad mine is about my two sons, ages 2 and 7, who both just happen to love boobs. Whoops! And a bigger downer for creepy dudes that your site! At least you are actually talking about it all! Ha ha! Love your blog!

    Katie
    http://germanvillagemom.blogspot.com/

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  3. Yup. Definitely going to throw a mention of virgin mary porn in each of my posts from now on to bump up my web traffic.

    I imagine people will be quite disappointed.

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