Multitasking Joy

The two greatest passtimes, we can all agree, are eating and doin' it.
Recently, in my life, I've run into the situation of being such a gluttonous slut that I've been considering combining these two magnificent activities.
Awesome, right?

I'm talking about actually eating too, not using chocolate sauce or whipped cream. NO. That's lazy and messy and played out. Boo. I'm talking about food! Meals! Sustenance! Awesomeness!
In the vain of getting it on (both your grub and your boning), I've put together a list of foods that would totally be eatable and would enhance the boning experience. There is also, however, a list of foods that would probably be the worst ideas ever.

We'll start with the latter because it amuses me more.

• Spicy buffalo wings (Spicy + Genitalia = ohsweetjesus)
• Any dairy products, especially milkshakes
• Any sort of weak structure sandwich: gyros, pitas, open face tuna melts (you'll get feta everywhere!)
• Fried chicken (imagine the grease!)
• Popcorn/granola/anything small and scatterable

So, those are the main things I really recommend NOT chowing down on while doin' it.
BUT
There are some awesome foods that would rock the sex-food competition:

• Any and all breakfast foods: bacon? sausage? (be careful about mixing up your sausages, heyoh) all types of eggs? toast? muffins? ALL OF THESE WOULD BE DELICIOUS, not to mention the implication of morning sex, which is also great
• Beer (duh)
• Pizza (duh)
• Any sort of non-complicated fruit (beware of pineapples, there's a lot of pokey things associated with that god among fruits)
• Ribs (so worth the sheet stains, I mean honestly, who doesn't love baby backs and beasts with two backs?)
• Any fried or baked bread product; bagels, giant soft pretzels, cupcakes, cakes, cheesy bread, you get the idea. 

It is worth noting that it is particularly lazy and NOT at all romantic to eat while having sex and it should NOT be attempted unless you are really good at getting it on, eating, and multitasking. It could get messy and dangerous (choking hazards!...on more than just food HEYOH).
This is all wishful thinking...but delicious

...so delicious...

Moral of the story: It's the American dream guys.