Bar Boys

I'm not much of one for furious rantings (that may or may not be pure fiction), and so you should know that when I say this, I mean it.

You are a dumb fucking dumbass if you think that a dude you meet at the bar gives one fraction of one shit about your personality.
This has happened twice in the past few weeks, where we have gone to bars and dumb girls will meet dudes and start thinking there is a real connection.
Know what the connection is?
Boobs.

Here is the situation:
They meet at a dance club and make out in the corner all night. Soon after that they start texting.
"OMG, he cares about me as a human being!"
uhhh...what?
"OMG, he invited me to a party with his friends!"
Oh, you mean he wants to get you drunk at a house with beds in it?
"OMG, there's a real connection."
No, this dude cares about two things and they're on your chest with nipples attached. He asked about your major? Fascinating. He asks what kinds of movies you like? Great.
Here is what you say:
"Oh, I'm a communications major because it's really important to me to communicate with people and have the resources to succeed in the business world!" (except comm majors are dumber than that)
and what he hears is:
"Oh, blah blah blah blah if you keep acting interested I'll give you a BJ in the bathroom because I'm dumb as a brick blah blah!"

Never
Ever
Ever
Think that a guy you meet at the bar cares about you as a human being.
He, like most guys, is trying to get laid.
He can tell when you're the kind of girl who needs three nice words and a half-date to spread 'em. He'll do it. Then he'll do you.

While I don't think it is wrong or stupid to meet guys at bars, or to have sex with dudes you meet at bars, I think it is REALLY stupid to convince yourself he wants anything more than that.

You have to be smarter than that.

If, the first time you meet a guy, you make out with him, what do you think his expectations are for the next time you see each other? You think he hopes to step backwards and just talk. That's not how the dance works. You don't give a dude an HJ then tell him your name. No.
He expects to touch on your body, and he'll talk but he will always be waiting for that moment where you make mouth babies.
Always.


Moral of the story: Your boobs outshine your personality.