The title says it all.
That is the thesis to the greatest essay ever.
In a fitting room? PORNO
Getting a package delivered? PORNO
Private tutoring session? PORNO
Buying a cake? PORNO
If you watch very much porn, you start seeing the situations everywhere. Kind of weird.
Have you ever been called into the office of your very attractive professor? If so, you know that you get really self-conscious of "asking what you can do to boost your grade" and "being willing to do anything" and "my it's so hot in here, let me take my jacket off...oh wait, I don't have a bra on!" and then you're twenty minutes deep in a sex movie. Weird.
I guess, in reality, the point of this post is to let you all know that you can live the porno of your dreams. Believe in yourself...and your genetalia.
Moral of the story: All day er'ry day!
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